Boycott Grounds Hog Day ITS ANIMAL ABUSE!!!

I want to take a moment to speak out against Ground Hog Day… You despicable souls how dare you. To think you would take this one day out of the whole year to torture poor animals. With your ridiculous jokes and games. Convincing a poor animal the world is depending on him once a year to see is shadow or not WTF.

Can you imagine the psychological toll that must take on that lovable creature. He would probably prefer to be killed and turned into a hat. He thinks that he actually controls the weather with his shadow. Can you imagine that? He has the power to control the weather and he only uses that power one time a year.

I wonder if I could convince my boss that if I get up in the morning and if i see my shadow I won’t come to work that day…

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